2005-09-23

media whore ISO NYC media mogul/sugar daddy :

My recently hatched rehatched plan for a sugar daddy has set its goal at Nick Denton. British (check), New York media mogul (check, check), with a fabulous Hell's Kitchen SoHo loft (check, check, check).

I already knew that I was three degrees (or is that two, where do you start counting the degrees?) from Denton through my friend at Jalopnik.

But pictures of a Denton soiree indicate that I'm also connected to him through Carl Swanson. Who might not mean a thing to you (as he writes for New York), but we are fraternity brothers (!) from U.Va. where he edited the late great Yellow Journal.

I also slept on his couch in Brooklyn (before Brooklyn was cool for white people) while he worked at the late great Spy magazine (see a pattern here?) and I was interning at Paper.

That's all got to count for something.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Moby, nobody cares about homeowner's insurance. Especially considering that nobody our host knows owns homes. We wanna know what kind of anal lube Ana Marie Cox uses. 'K? Thanks, buh-bye.

Favored media whore of ours, do you know where in DC we can find such slippery-stuff-oriented info? Or does she just do it dry?

Anonymous said...

Uh, is Nick Denton on that dating site? If not, I don't think DC1968 is interested. Kindly fuck off.